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One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.
Author: Elbert Hubbard

One man with courage makes a majority.
Author: Andrew Jackson

If government could create jobs and raise children, socialism would have worked.
Author: George Gilder

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
Author: Rita Mae Brown

One of the sublimest things in the world is plain truth.
Author: Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Q: What does Bill Clinton have in common with former great Presidents? A: Absolutely nothing.
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Q: Why were the Clintonites pushing the BTU Tax? A: Because they could spell it.
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Q: What's Clinton doing to make Americans happy? A: If you've paid your tax bill and have enough money left to feed your family--you're happy.
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What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape? A retarded ape.
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Did you hear about the Western Kentucky professor who kissed the door goodbye and slammed his wife as he went by?
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