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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life's realities.
Author: Dr. Seuss

Our mistreatment was just not right, and I was tired of it.
Author: Rosa Parks

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
Author: Napoleon Bonaparte

Never eat more than you can lift.
Author: Miss Piggy

The world stands aside to let anyone pass who knows where he is going.
Author: David Starr Jordan

Who makes a million dollars a day? Someone who works in a mint.
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Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket? Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose your money.
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A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!" The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money I wouldn't be here."
This is the joke from a category: Money jokes

After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: "Honey, we've finally got enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1979." "You mean a brand-new Cadillac?" she asked eagerly. "No," said the husband, "a 1979 Cadillac."
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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road? He was stopped for speeding, fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes