Best Cell Phones

It doesn't matter if people are interested. It's about you taking your stuff and shouting out into the void.
Author: Jadelr and Cristina Cordova

I think that I shall never see A poem lovely as a tree.
Author: Joyce Kilmer

There are many ways of breaking a heart. Stories were full of hearts broken by love, but what really broke a heart was taking away its dream - whatever that dream might be.
Author: Pearl Buck

Keep five yards from a carriage, ten yards from a horse, and a hundred yards from an elephant; but the distance one should keep from a wicked man cannot be measured.
Author: Indian Proverb

If you were in a burning house and there was a cat and a Rembrandt, what would you save? The cat...you would save the cat, because the cat is alive. The art is dead. It's just paint on a canvas, ink on a page. To live for art is to deny life. It's just to
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner? SECOND MONSTER: Yes, everyone's been eaten.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

Little monster: Mom, Mom, what's for tea? Mother monster: Shut up and get back in the microwave.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

Why was the big, hairy, two-headed monster top of the class at school? Because two heads are better than one.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

Did you hear about the monster who sent his picture to a lonely hearts club? They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely!
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze? So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes