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Tom Blair Silence is one of the great arts of conversation, as allowed by Cicero himself, who says, 'there is not only an art, but an eloquence in it.' A well bred woman may easily and effectually promote the most useful and elegant conversation without speaking a
Author: Tom Blair

Richard Feynman I was born not knowing and have had only a little time to change that here and there.
Author: Richard Feynman

William Shakespeare Is this a dagger which I see before me, The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee. I have thee not, and yet I see thee still. Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible To feeling as to sight? or art thou but A dagger of the mind, a false cr
Author: William Shakespeare

Unknown Since wars begin in the minds of men, it is in the minds of men that the defence of peace must be constructed.
Author: Unknown

Mencius Sincerity is the way of Heaven.
Author: Mencius

The best jokes to send by SMS
Easter jokes What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? Hop suey!
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Easter jokes Where do Easter bunnies dance? At the basketball.
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Elephant jokes Why does an elephant wear sneakers ? So that he can sneak up on mice !
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Elephant jokes What's grey and goes round and round ? An elephant in a washing machine !
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Elephant jokes What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ? An elephant holding its breath !
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