Best quotes to send by SMS
Hugh Elliott Share your M&Ms. There are bags and bags of them all over the place. If you give them one of yours, even one of the green ones, you will not be lacking. Honust Injun. Now apply this to Time, Concern, Touch, Interest and Being Vulnerable.
Author: Hugh Elliott

John Milton The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven.
Author: John Milton

Homer The minds of the everlasting gods are not changed suddenly.
Author: Homer

Eric Berne The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing.
Author: Eric Berne

Abbe' D'Allanival The more alternatives, the more difficult the choice.
Author: Abbe' D'Allanival

The best jokes to send by SMS
Internet jokes Have you seen www.indecisive.com? Yes and no.
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Internet jokes Have you seen www.quicksand.com? Yes, but it hasn't sunk in yet.
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Internet jokes Have you seen www.apathy.com? No, and quite honestly I can't be bothered.
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Internet jokes Have you seen www.dustbin.com? Yes, but it's a load of rubbish.
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Internet jokes PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer? Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
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