Best quotes to send by SMS

Share your M&Ms. There are bags and bags of them all over the place. If you give them one of yours, even one of the green ones, you will not be lacking. Honust Injun. Now apply this to Time, Concern, Touch, Interest and Being Vulnerable.
Author: Hugh Elliott
The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven.
Author: John Milton
The minds of the everlasting gods are not changed suddenly.
Author: Homer
The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing.
Author: Eric Berne
The more alternatives, the more difficult the choice.
Author: Abbe' D'Allanival
The best jokes to send by SMS

Have you seen www.indecisive.com?
Yes and
no.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
Have you seen
www.quicksand.com?
Yes,
but it hasn't sunk in yet.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
Have you seen www.apathy.com?
No, and
quite honestly I can't be bothered.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
Have you seen www.dustbin.com?
Yes, but
it's a load of rubbish.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball
straight at the school computer?
Pupil: You told me to put it in the
Net.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes