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So full of artless jealousy is guilt, It spills itself in fearing to be spilt.
Author: William Shakespeare

So little time and so little to do.
Author: Oscar Levant

So many new ideas are at first strange and horrible, though ultimately valuable that a very heavy responsibility rests upon those who would prevent their dissemination.
Author: J. B. S. Haldane

So they [the Government] go on in strange paradox, decided only to be undecided, resolved to be irresolute, adamant for drift, solid for fluidity, all-powerful to be impotent.
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

'So you think *I'm* the murderer? What do I have to do to convince you that I'm not, be the next victim?' 'Well, that would be a start.'
Author: Peter Stone

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee? A sheep.
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very difficult to aim.
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up. Harry: Do you think so? Fred: Yes. It's so thick that if you tell her a joke, five minutes after she's stopped laughing her face is still smiling!
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes

First Witch: I like your toad. He always has such a nice expression on his face. Second Witch: It's because he's a hoptimist.
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes

What is the hottest part of a man's face? His sideburns.
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes