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The Philistines be upon thee, Samson.
Author: Bible

If you're afraid to let someone else see your weakness, take heart: Nobody's perfect. Besides, your attempts to hide your flaws don't work as well as you think they do.
Author: Julie Morgenstern

Nice guys finish last.
Author: Leo Durocher

Never suffer youth to be an excuse for inadequacy, nor age and fame to be an excuse for indolence.
Author: Benjamin Haydon

The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side.
Author: James Baldwin

Knock Knock Who's there ? Chest ! Chest who ? Chest-nuts for sale !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Chip ! Chip who ? Chip of Fools !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Chrysalis ! Chrysalis who ? Chrysalis the cake for you !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Clare ! Clare who ? Clare your throat before you speak !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Clinton ! Clinton who ? Clinton your eye !
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