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One need not be a chamber to be haunted; One need not be a house; The brain has corridors surpassing Material place.
Author: Emily Dickinson

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.
Author: Elbert Hubbard

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Author: Walter Bagehot

The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.
Author: Nat King Cole

Never be a cynic, even a gentle one. Never help out a sneer, even at the devil.
Author: Vachel Lindsay

Fred: Do you think I'm a fool? Harry: No. But what's my opinion against thousands of others?
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Did you hear about the village idiot buying bird seed? He said he wanted to grow some birds.
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What did the stupid ghost do? He used to climb over walls.
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A stupid glazier was examining a broken window. He looked at it for a while and then said, "It's worse than I thought. It's broken on both sides."
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An idiotic laborer was told by an equally idiotic foreman to dig a hole in the road. "And what shall I do with the earth, sir?" asked the laborer. "Don't be daft, man," he replied. "Just dig another hole and bury it."
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