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The quickest way to a man's heart really is through his stomach, because then you don't have to chop through that pesky rib cage.
Author: J. Jacques

The reading of all good books is indeed like a conversation with the noblest men of past centuries who were the authors of them, nay a carefully studied conversation, in which they reveal to us none but the best of their thoughts.
Author: Rene Descartes

People vote their resentment, not their appreciation. The average man does not vote for anything, but against something.
Author: William Bennet Munro

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
Author: Jay Leno

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Author: Noel Coward

Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? A: It might be your bicycle.
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers? Fang mail.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

Betty was scribbling industriously over some paper with a pencil when her mother asked her what she was drawing. "I'm not drawing, Mom," she said indignantly, "I'm writing a letter to Fred." "But you can't write," Mom pointed out. "That's all right," said Betty, "Fred can't read."
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

An old lady walked in to the post office to buy stamps and as she was short-sighted the clerk offered to stick the stamps on for her. `Wait a minute,' he said, `you've written the address upside down.' `I know,' said the little old lady, `the letter is going to Australia.'
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

Did you hear about the sister who wrote herself a letter and forgot to sign it and when it arrived she didn't know who it was from.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes