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A quotation, like a pun, should come unsought, and then be welcomed only for some propriety of felicity justifying the intrusion.
Author: Robert Chapman

A room without books is like a body without a soul.
Author: Cicero

A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says them about other people.
Author: Peter McArthur

A sense of curiosity is nature's original school of education.
Author: Dr. Smiley Blanton

A ship in port is safe, but that's not what ships are built for.
Author: Grace Murray Hopper

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath? Polly unsaturated!
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Which bird ran for President? H. Ross Parrot
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What's a parrot's favourite song? I love Parrots in the Springtime!
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What is a parrot? A wordy birdy!
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How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday ? Eat him on Saturday !
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