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I was brought up to believe that the only thing worth doing was to add to the sum of accurate information in the world.
Author: Margaret Mead

The world knows of Rosa Parks because of a single, simple act of dignity and courage that struck a lethal blow to the foundations of legal bigotry.
Author: Bill Clinton

Not by age but by capacity is wisdom acquired.
Author: Titus Maccius Plautus

The world tolerates conceit from those who are successful, but not from anybody else.
Author: John Blake

The worst is not So long as we can say, "This is the worst."
Author: William Shakespeare

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ? To see if there was any more money in the kitty !
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Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to death? He had a crush on her.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What happened to Frankenstein's stupid son? He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster? Sir.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What do you call a monster with two wooden heads? Edward Woodward.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes