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Lord, what fools these mortals be!Author: William Shakespeare
Virtue is more to man than either water or fire. I have seen men die from treading on water and fire, but I have never seen a man die from treading the course of virtue.Author: Confucius
Walking is man's best medicine.Author: Hippocrates
To be 70 years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be 40 years old.Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes
War is not nice.Author: Barbara Bush
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Why did Dracula go to the
orthodontist?
He wanted to improve his bite.This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes
What do you think of Dracula films?
Fangtastic!This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes
What has webbed feet and fangs?
Count
Quackula.This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes
Did you hear about the vampire who joined
an orchestra?
He stood on the roof and conducted lightning.This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes
What does Dracula say to his victims?
It's been nice gnawing you.This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes