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At any rate, I am convinced that He [God] does not play dice.
Author: Albert Einstein

At high tide fish eat ants; at low tide ants eat fish.
Author: Thai Proverb

At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.
Author: P. G. Wodehouse

At times one remains faithful to a cause only because its opponents do not cease to be insipid.
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche

Authenticity matters little, though--our willingness to accept legends depends far more upon their expression of concepts we want to believe than upon their plausibility.
Author: David P. Mikkelson

Q: Did you know that Clinton's cat can play Chess? A: Inside Information: The cat isn't really all that good at Chess. The last time they played best of five, Clinton won three games to two.
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Q: Why doesn't Bill like old houses? A: He's afraid of the draft.
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One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House. "George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Clinton asked. "Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," advised George. The next night the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark bedroom. "Tom, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Clinton asked. "Cut taxes and reduce the size of government," advised Tom. Clinton didn't sleep well the next night, and saw yet another figure moving in the shadows. It was Abraham Lincoln's ghost. "Abe, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Clinton asked. Abe replied, "Go to the theater."
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Q: Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin on his face? A: He is stupid!
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Q: How has Clinton made his cabinet look more like America? A: Many of them have sixth grade reading levels.
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