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But a somewhat more liberal and sympathetic examination of mankind will convince us that the cross is even older than the gibbet, that voluntary suffering was before and independent of compulsory; and in short that in most important matters a man has alwa
Author: G. K. Chesterton

But in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

But penance need not be paid in suffering...It can be paid in forward motion. Correcting the mistake is a positive move, a nurturing move.
Author: Barbara Hall

But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.
Author: Carl Sagan

But they shall sit every man under his vine and under his fig tree.
Author: Bible

Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.
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What is the difference between a drug pusher and a prostitute? A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
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How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King didn't cover his Whopper.
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What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? Your wife will always blow your bonus!
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Why do men masturbate? It's sex with someone they love.
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