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Destiny is a name often given in retrospect to choices that had dramatic consequences.
Author: J. K. Rowling

Detail makes the difference between boring and terrific writing. Its the difference between a pencil sketch and a lush oil painting. As a writer, words are your paint. Use all the colors.
Author: Rhys Alexander

Did I ever tell you about a nasty habit that flight attendants pick up on the job? We learn to always keep smiling, even when we're out of Bloody Mary Mix.
Author: Eric Wald

Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.
Author: William Ellery Channing

Dignity and love do not blend well, nor do they continue long together.
Author: Ovid

What kind of dog is the most colorful? A paint Bernard!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant? A tusky!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What dog do other dogs go to when they are sick? A docs-hund!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to? A complaint Bernard!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

How can you make a basset hound fast? Take away its food!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes