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A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever.
Author: Martin Fraquhar Tupper

A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up.
Author: Anonymous

A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.
Author: Katharine Whitehorn

A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals and in the way they express their love.
Author: Pearl Buck

A good resolution is like an old horse, which is often saddled but rarely ridden.
Author: Mexican Proverb

Mother Banana: Why didn't you go to school today? Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

What is the difference between a banana and a bell? You can only peel (peal) the banana once.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

What is a ghost favorite fruit ? Boonanaa !
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.
This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes

What are baby witches called? Halloweenies.
This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes