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There are fine things which you mean to do some day, under what you think will be more favorable circumstances. But the only time that is surely yours is the present, hence this is the time to speak the word of appreciation and sympathy, to do the generou
Author: Grenville Kleiser

My only concern was to get home after a hard day's work.
Author: Rosa Parks

There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors will say.
Author: Cyril Connolly

Personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open.
Author: Elmer G. Letterman

There are no secrets better kept than the secrets that everybody guesses.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

What happened to Ray when he met the man-eating monster? He became an ex-Ray.
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What aftershave do monsters wear? Brute.
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A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other. You see, he was $15 in arrears.
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Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing? Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.
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What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish's brain in the body of his dog? I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines.
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