Best quotes to send by SMS

True is it that we have seen better days.
Author: William Shakespeare
True philosophy invents nothing; it merely establishes and describes what is.
Author: Victor Cousin
Truly successful decision making relies on a balance between deliberate and instinctive thinking.
Author: Malcolm Gladwell
Trust thyself only, and another shall not betray thee.
Author: Thomas Fuller
Truth indeed rather alleviates than hurts, and will always bear up against falsehood, as oil does above water.
Author: Miguel de Cervantes
The best jokes to send by SMS

Golfer: "That can't be my
ball, caddy. It
looks far too old."
Caddy: "It's a long time since we started,
sir."
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes
How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle
?
Somebody took a corner !
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes
What tea do footballers drink ?
Penaltea !
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes
If you have a referee in football, what do you
have in bowls ?
Cornflakes !
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final
?
Webley stadium !
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes