Best quotes to send by SMS
William Shakespeare True is it that we have seen better days.
Author: William Shakespeare

Victor Cousin True philosophy invents nothing; it merely establishes and describes what is.
Author: Victor Cousin

Malcolm Gladwell Truly successful decision making relies on a balance between deliberate and instinctive thinking.
Author: Malcolm Gladwell

Thomas Fuller Trust thyself only, and another shall not betray thee.
Author: Thomas Fuller

Miguel de Cervantes Truth indeed rather alleviates than hurts, and will always bear up against falsehood, as oil does above water.
Author: Miguel de Cervantes

The best jokes to send by SMS
Sport jokes Golfer: "That can't be my ball, caddy. It looks far too old." Caddy: "It's a long time since we started, sir."
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Sport jokes How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle ? Somebody took a corner !
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Sport jokes What tea do footballers drink ? Penaltea !
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Sport jokes If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls ? Cornflakes !
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Sport jokes Where do spiders play their FA Cup final ? Webley stadium !
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