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A well-written life is almost as rare as a well-spent one.
Author: Thomas Carlyle

A wise man should consider that health is the greatest of human blessings, and learn how by his own thought to derive benefit from his illnesses.
Author: Hippocrates

A woman can forgive a man for the harm he does her...but she can never forgive him for the sacrifices he makes on her account.
Author: W. Somerset Maugham

A word is not a crystal, transparent and unchanging, it is the skin of a living thought and may vary greatly in colour and content according to the circumstances and time in which it is used.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

A writer is a person for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people.
Author: Thomas Mann

Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? A: "Have another beer."
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes