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About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
Author: Herbert Hoover

Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
Author: Carl Sagan

Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.
Author: Ambrose Bierce

Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love.
Author: Wally Lamb

Accident, n.: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better.
Author: Unknown

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a deserted island together. The island is 20 miles from the nearest inhabited island so they all decide to try to swim there. The redhead makes it 10 miles, is exhausted, gives up, and drowns. The brunette makes it 15 miles before she's too tired to go any farther and drowns. The blonde gets 19 miles away from the deserted island, decides she's too tired to go any farther, and swims all the way back to the deserted island.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q. Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? A. To see what was on the other side.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q. How do blonde brain cells die? A. Alone
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms? A: They're too hard to peel.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns it.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes