Best quotes to send by SMS
Bible Yet man is born unto trouble, as the sparks fly upward.
Author: Bible

Hilton Kramer The more minimal the art, the more maximum the explanation.
Author: Hilton Kramer

Vicomte de Chateaubriand You are not superior just because you see the world in an odious light.
Author: Vicomte de Chateaubriand

Charles Bukowski You begin saving the world by saving one man at a time; all else is grandiose romanticism or politics.
Author: Charles Bukowski

Publilius Syrus The fear of death is more to be dreaded than death itself.
Author: Publilius Syrus

The best jokes to send by SMS
Ant jokes How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?
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Ant jokes Who was the most famous ant scientist ? Albert Antstein !
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Ant jokes What do you call a greedy ant ? An anteater !
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Apple jokes The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
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Apple jokes How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden
This is the joke from a category: Apple jokes