Best quotes to send by SMS

Yet man is born unto trouble, as the sparks fly upward.
Author: Bible
The more minimal the art, the more maximum the explanation.
Author: Hilton Kramer
You are not superior just because you see the world in an odious light.
Author: Vicomte de Chateaubriand
You begin saving the world by saving one man at a time; all else is grandiose romanticism or politics.
Author: Charles Bukowski
The fear of death is more to be dreaded than death itself.
Author: Publilius Syrus
The best jokes to send by SMS

How come if ants are always so busy they always get
time to show up at picnics ?
This is the joke from a category: Ant jokes
Who was the most famous ant scientist ?
Albert
Antstein !
This is the joke from a category: Ant jokes
What do you call a greedy ant ?
An anteater !
This is the joke from a category: Ant jokes
The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to
eat
the apple.
This is the joke from a category: Apple jokes
How do you
make an apple puff?
Chase it
round the garden
This is the joke from a category: Apple jokes