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A good home must be made, not bought.
Author: Joyce Maynard

A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope, big enough for the manuscript to come back in. This is too much of a temptation to the editor.
Author: Ring Lardner

A good reputation is more valuable than money.
Author: Publilius Syrus

A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away.
Author: Barry Goldwater

A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.
Author: William James

Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).
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My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as he's healthy.
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It can't go on! It can't go on! What can't go on? This baby's vest ? it's too small for me.
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A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. "Well, Skip," said the scout, "Mum had only one dose of castor oil left, so I let my baby brother have it."
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How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.
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