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A snake lurks in the grass.
Author: Virgil

A sound mind in a sound body is a short but full description of a happy state in this world.
Author: John Locke

A still, small voice.
Author: Bible

A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.
Author: Bertrand Russell

A suspicious mind always looks on the black side of things.
Author: Publilius Syrus

Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Betty: That was a kind thought. But why didn't you? Fred: I couldn't find one big enough for your nose.
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes

"I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'"
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes

What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? "Hi, Buster."
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes

Why did Davy Crockett always wear a coonskin cap? It was a birthday present from his wife!
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes