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Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
Author: Mark Twain

Always imitate the behavior of the winners when you lose.
Author: Anonymous

Always render more and better service than is expected of you, no matter what your task may be.
Author: Og Mandino

Ambition drove many men to become false; to have one thought locked in the breast, another ready on the tongue.
Author: Sallust

America - a great social and economic experiment, noble in motive and far-reaching in purpose.
Author: Herbert Hoover

Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play? Because hot dogs are the wurst!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus!
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes

Teacher: Tommy Russell, you're late again. Tommy: Sorry, sir. It's my bus - it's always coming late. Teacher: Well, if it's late again tomorrow, catch an earlier one.
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes

A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside. There's no room,' they said. 'It's full up!' 'But you must let me on!' shouted the man. 'Why, what's so special about you?' they asked. I'm the driver,' replied the man.
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes

Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didn't hurt yourself? Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the bus.
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes