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A thing moderately good is not so good as it ought to be. Moderation in temper is always a virtue, but moderation in principle is always a vice.
Author: Thomas Paine

A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and a courageous person afterward.
Author: Jean Paul Richter

A true man never frets about his place in the world, but just slides into it by the gravitation of his nature, and swings there as easily as a star.
Author: Edward Chapin

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas.
Author: Irish Proverb

A vision without action is called a daydream; but then again, action without a vision is called a nightmare.
Author: Jim Sorensen

Q: What did a blind boy's parent's do to punish him? A: Rearranged the furniture
This is the joke from a category: Blind jokes

Why are bats blind? Well, your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it?
This is the joke from a category: Blind jokes

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."
This is the joke from a category: Blind jokes

There were those three guys, a priest, a doctor and an engineer, and they were playing golf. But the group before them was extremely slow and at each hole they waited hours. Finally the priest asked around, why was that other group was so slow? He was told that they were very courageous firemen who saved the golf course a couple of years ago from a terrible fire, in which they all lost their sight. As a proof of appreciation they were given the right to play on the course whenever they wanted. They like that a lot, but being blind they are just not too good at hitting the ball, let alone finding it after it's hit. The priest said, "Oh my this is terrible. Tonight I'll say a little prayer for these courageous souls." The doctor heard that and said "Don't worry. I'll send them to a friend of mine, he's an ophtalmologist and he works wonders." The engineer said "Wait. Why can't they just play at ni ght?"
This is the joke from a category: Blind jokes

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. First Blonde: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked! Second Blonde: Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes