Best quotes to send by SMS

Man, unlike any other thing organic or inorganic in the universe, grows beyond his work, walks up the stairs of his concepts, emerges ahead of his accomplishments.
Author: John Steinbeck
Management is nothing more than motivating other people.
Author: Lee Iacocca
Manners maketh man.
Author: William of Wykeham
Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes
Language is the source of misunderstandings.
Author: Antoine de Saint-Exupery
The best jokes to send by SMS

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Tool Time Barbie ...ncludes
tool belt, which she has no idea what
to do with
This is the joke from a category: Barbie doll jokes
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Mick Jagger Barbie ...Mick
with Barbie's head...but Mick's
lips
This is the joke from a category: Barbie doll jokes
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Rasta Barbie ...she's got a
tie-dyed t-shirt, dreadlocks and
reggae CD; rolling papers sold
separately
This is the joke from a category: Barbie doll jokes
Did you hear about the idiot who had a
new
bath put in?
The plumber said, "Would you like a plug for it?"
The idiot replied, "Oh, I didn't know it was electric."
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes
Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before
retiring.
Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm
sixty-five?
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes