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Nature does nothing uselessly.
Author: Aristotle

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
Author: William Shakespeare

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
Author: Victor Borge

The duke had a mind that ticked like a clock and, like a clock, it regularly went cuckoo.
Author: Terry Pratchett

The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says, 'It's a girl.'
Author: Shirley Chisholm

An angel in heaven was welcoming a new arrival. "How did you get here?" he asked. And the new angel replied, "Flu..."
This is the joke from a category: Heaven and hell jokes

Did you hear about the depressed horse? He told a tale of whoa!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Girl: We have a mayor. Do you? Horse: Sure! Girl: What do you call it? Horse: Same as you do. Mare!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

How do you hire a horse? Put a brick under each hoof!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes