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Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
Author: Fred Allen

In a mad world only the mad are sane.
Author: Akira Kurosawa

In creating, the only hard thing is to begin: a grass blade's no easier to make than an oak.
Author: James Russell Lowell

In Ethiopia during the famine, I saw stuff there that reorganized how I saw the world. I didn't quite know what to do about it. At a certain point, I felt God is not looking for alms. God is looking for action.
Author: Bono

In everything one must consider the end.
Author: Jean De la Fontaine

Q: How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.
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Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Like, why don't you just get out of my face and stop asking me to do all your work for you? I'm, like, really totally sick and tired of you asking me questions.
This is the joke from a category: Zodiac jokes

Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
This is the joke from a category: Zodiac jokes

Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Leo would order somebody else to change it.
This is the joke from a category: Zodiac jokes

Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Er, two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts, make that two. Is that okay with you?
This is the joke from a category: Zodiac jokes