Best quotes to send by SMS

I am here for a purpose and that purpose is to grow into a mountain, not to shrink to a grain of sand. Henceforth will I apply ALL my efforts to become the highest mountain of all and I will strain my potential until it cries for mercy.
Author: Og Mandino
Readiness of speech is often inability to hold the tongue.
Author: Jean Baptiste Rousseau
Reading this book is like waiting for the first shoe to drop.
Author: Ralph Novak
Other things may change us, but we start and end with family.
Author: Anthony Brandt
Real strength is not just a condition of one's muscle, but a tenderness in one's spirit.
Author: McCallister Dodds
The best jokes to send by SMS

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
vampire.
Necks please!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor,
Doctor, everyone keeps
ignoring me.
Next please!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
caterpillar
Don't worry you'll soon change!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I'm a
burglar!
Have you taken anything for it?
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I need something to
keep my
falling hair in
What about a matchbox!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes