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If I take care of my character, my reputation will take care of itself.
Author: D. L. Moody

If I'd written all the truth I knew for the past ten years, about 600 people - including me - would be rotting in prison cells from Rio to Seattle today. Absolute truth is a very rare and dangerous commodity in the context of professional journalism.
Author: Hunter S. Thompson

If men saw that a term was set to their troubles, they would find strength in some way to withstand the hocus-pocus and intimidations of the prophets.
Author: Lucretius

If one sticks too rigidly to one's principles, one would hardly see anybody.
Author: Agatha Christie

If someone betrays you once, its their fault; if they betray you twice, its your fault.
Author: Eleanor Roosevelt

Spell extra wise in two letters. YY (2 y's)
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes

Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told her"
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes

What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out? He ate the dentist.
This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes

Patient: Tell me honestly, how am I? Dentist: Your teeth are fine, but your gums will have to come out.
This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.
This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes