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Television is the first truly democratic culture - the first culture available to everybody and entirely governed by what the people want. The most terrifying thing is what people do want.
Author: Clive Barnes

Temper is a weapon that we hold by the blade.
Author: James M. Barrie

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I'll waste no time reading it.
Author: Moses Hadas

Thanksgiving is a typically American holiday...The lavish meal is a symbol of the fact that abundant consumption is the result and reward of production.
Author: Ayn Rand

Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
Author: Matt Groening

What fish is best to have in a boat? A Sailfish.
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What fish only swims at night ? A starfish !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes

Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes

Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat? Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals! Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the question? Johnny: It's because I saw one on daddy's lettuce, but now it's gone.
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes