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I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections and the truth of imagination. What the imagination seizes as beauty must be truth - whether it existed before or not.
Author: John Keats

I am doomed to an eternity of compulsive work. No set goal achieved satisfies. Success only breeds a new goal. The golden apple devoured has seeds. It is endless.
Author: Bette Davis

I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.
Author: Edith Sitwell

How many a man has thrown up his hands at a time when a little more effort, a little more patience would have achieved success?
Author: Elbert Hubbard

I believe love is primarily a choice and only sometimes a feeling. If you want to feel love, choose to love and be patient.
Author: Real Live Preacher

How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company? He was shocked.
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How can you double your money? Look at it in a mirror.
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Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had? Because they were a nuisance (new cents).
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Where do Eskimos keep their money? In snowbanks.
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How can you be sure you have counterfeit money? If it's a three-dollar bill, you can be sure.
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