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Our constitution works. Our great republic is a government of laws, not of men.
Author: Gerald R. Ford

Our feelings are our most genuine paths to knowledge.
Author: Audre Lorde

Our greatest pretenses are built up not to hide the evil and the ugly in us, but our emptiness. The hardest thing to hide is something that is not there.
Author: Eric Hoffer

Our main business is not to see what lies dimly at a distance but to do what lies clearly at hand.
Author: Thomas Carlyle

Our opinions do not really blossom into fruition until we have expressed them to someone else.
Author: Mark Twain

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses? Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
This is the joke from a category: Cowboy jokes

If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? The horse's name is Friday!
This is the joke from a category: Cowboy jokes

A computer geek goes to prison for fraud, they put him in a cell with a 300LB guy, Having heard what happens to geeks in prison and being nervous he figures he had better introduce himself, He extends his hand and says with a quivering voice, Hi my name is John Smith. The big guy who actually is a nice guy extends his and says my name is Turner Brown. The geek passes out. The big guy fans him and brings him too. Why did you pass out he asked? The geek replies, what did you say your name was? Turner Brown he replies. Oh God the geek says I thought you said "TURN AROUND".
This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes

When the school was broken into, the thieves took absolutely everything - desks, books, blackboards, everything apart from the soap in the lavatories and all the towels. The police are looking for a pair of dirty criminals.
This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes

"Dad," said Fred to his father, who was a bank robber. "I need $50 for the school trip tomorrow." "OK, son," said his dad, "I'll get you the cash when the bank closes."
This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes