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I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.
Author: Dan Quayle

I take as metaphysical poetry that in which what is ordinarily apprehensible only by thought is brought within the grasp of feeling, or that in which what is ordinarily only felt is transformed into thought without ceasing to be feeling.
Author: T. S. Eliot

I think a hero is an ordinary individual who finds strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.
Author: Christopher Reeve

I think of a hero as someone who understands the degree of responsibility that comes with his freedom.
Author: Bob Dylan

I am not merry; but I do beguile The thing I am, by seeming otherwise.
Author: William Shakespeare

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar? He raised Cain.
This is the joke from a category: Religious jokes

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ? You can't keep a good man down !
This is the joke from a category: Religious jokes

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes

At our local restaurant you can eat dirt cheap - but who wants to eat dirt?
This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes

Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger ? No, but in the restaurant next door I once saw a man eating chicken !
This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes