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Intuition isn't the enemy, but the ally, of reason.
Author: John Kord Lagemann

One's first step in wisdom is to question everything - and one's last is to come to terms with everything.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Only exceptionally rational men can afford to be absurd.
Author: Allan Goldfein

Only passions, great passions, can elevate the soul to great things.
Author: Denis Diderot

Only the mediocre are always at their best.
Author: Jean Giraudoux

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef!
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What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer.
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What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.
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What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? Cold cream!
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What do you get from pampered cows? Spoiled milk!
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