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And malt does more than Milton can To justify God's ways to man.
Author: A. E. Housman

And remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
Author: Earl Mac Rauch

And that's the world in a nutshell, an appropriate receptacle.
Author: Stan Dunn

And they shall beat their swords into plough-shares, and their spears into pruning-hooks.
Author: Bible

And your very flesh shall be a great poem.
Author: Walt Whitman

A motorist ran into a shop. "Do you own a black and white cat?" he asked. "No," replied the manager. "Oh dear," said the motorist, "I must have run over a nun."
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Which snakes are found on cars? Windscreen vipers.
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Policeman: Are you going to a fire? Motorist: No, I'm trying to prevent one. That's what my boss said would happen if I were late again.
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Policeman: Didn't you see that stop sign? Driver: I keep my eyes closed in traffic.
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Policeman: I suppose you're going to tell me you weren't speeding. Motorist: I was speeding all right, but I was testing you to see if you were paying attention.
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