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Even his griefs are a joy long after to one that remembers all that he wrought and endured.
Author: Homer

Even on the most exalted throne in the world we are only sitting on our own bottom.
Author: Michel de Montaigne

Even the longest day has its end.
Author: Irish Proverb

Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter.
Author: William Ralph Inge

Every artist was first an amateur.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

What dog wears contact lenses ? A cock-eyed spaniel !
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What dogs never get lost? Newfound-lands!
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Which dog eats with its tail? All dogs keep their tails on when eating.
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What do you call an alcoholic dog ? A whino !
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When does a dog go "moo" ? When it is learning a new language !
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