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Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil, and you're a thousand miles from the corn field.
Author: Dwight D. Eisenhower

Fate chooses your relations, you choose your friends.
Author: Jacques Delille

Fear is a journey, a terrible journey, but sorrow is at least an arriving.
Author: Alan Paton

Fear not that thy life shall come to an end, but rather fear that it shall never have a beginning.
Author: John Henry Cardinal Newman

Feeling grateful to or appreciative of someone or something in your life actually attracts more of the things that you appreciate and value into your life.
Author: Christiane Northrup, M.D.

Q: Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning? A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.
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A fire chief died and went to heaven. When he got there he saw a long line waiting to get in to the pearly gates. He told himself, "I'm a fire chief, I'm not going to wait in line." He went to the angels guarding the gates and said, "Let me in. I'm a fire chief." The angels replied, "You'll have to wait in line like everyone else, sir." While waiting at the back of the line he saw a sedan pull up with red lights and a man got out wearing a white helmet that said "CHIEF". The angels popped to attention and let the chief enter heaven. The waiting fire chief was pissed and went to talk to the angels. He asked, "Why did you let that fire chief go through and not me?" To which the angels replied, "You have it all wrong, sir. That's God, he just thinks he's a Fire Chief."
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One day a boy was drowning in a near by lake. A firefighter swam out and pulled the boy up onto the beach and began CPR. A crowed watched as the firefighter frantically pumped on the boys chest. With great amazement water was pooring from the boys mouth. Each time the firefighter pumped more water came out. A short time later seaweed started coming out, then minnows, then more water started coming out of the boys mouth. The firefighter feared this would never stop. Just then, a paramedic arrived and quickly ran over to the firefighter and b lurted out. "Hey Chief! You better get that kids ass out of the water before you pump that lake dry".
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Q. How do you get down from an aerial ladder? A. You don't get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.
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What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire? "Holy smoke!"
This is the joke from a category: Firefighter jokes