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Freedom and indedendence form my character.
Author: Mustafa Kemal Ataturk

Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children a
Author: Ronald Reagan

Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one.
Author: A. J. Liebling

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Author: Thomas Jones

Friendship make prosperity more shining and lessens adversity by dividing and sharing it.
Author: Cicero

Loomis: Does your dog have a license? Fenton: Hell, no! I do all the drivin'.
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Hatton: I ain't as dumb as I look! Folsom: You couldn't be!
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What has eight legs and an IQ of forty? Four guys watching a baseball game.
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Edney and Cole, two Ohio Edison electrical repairmen, were working on a blown house circuit. "Hey, Cole!" said Edney. "See those two wires?" "Sure," Cole answered. "Now just grab one of them." Cole grabbed one of the wires. "Feel anything?" asked his partner. "Not a thing," answered Cole. "Good!" said Edney. "Don't touch the other one or you'll drop dead!"
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Wyatt, Milford and Calhoun were standing one on top of the other trying to measure a flag pole. A man passing by yelled up to them, "Why don't you guys just take down the pole, lay it down on the ground and measure it?" "We don't wanna measure the length, mister!" Wyatt sneered. "We wanna measure the height!"
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