Best quotes to send by SMS
Hugh Macleod Put your whole self into it, and you will find your true voice. Hold back and you won't. It's that simple.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Tryon Edwards Quiet and sincere sympathy is often the most welcome and efficient consolation to the afflicted. Said a wise man to one in deep sorrow, "I did not come to comfort you; God only can do that; but I did come to say how deeply and tenderly I feel for you in y
Author: Tryon Edwards

Dan Quayle I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change.
Author: Dan Quayle

Chinese Proverb Raise your sail one foot and you get ten feet of wind.
Author: Chinese Proverb

Ogden Nash People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Author: Ogden Nash

The best jokes to send by SMS
Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell? Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I'm a bee Buzz off can't you see I'm busy?
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth. So why did you come around then? Well, I saw this light at the window...!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me One at a time please
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion? Of course, come back tomorrow!
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