Best quotes to send by SMS

Put your whole self into it, and you will find your true voice. Hold back and you won't. It's that simple.
Author: Hugh Macleod
Quiet and sincere sympathy is often the most welcome and efficient consolation to the afflicted. Said a wise man to one in deep sorrow, "I did not come to comfort you; God only can do that; but I did come to say how deeply and tenderly I feel for you in y
Author: Tryon Edwards
I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change.
Author: Dan Quayle
Raise your sail one foot and you get ten feet of wind.
Author: Chinese Proverb
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Author: Ogden Nash
The best jokes to send by SMS

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a
bell?
Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, doctor I keep
thinking
I'm a bee
Buzz off can't you see I'm busy?
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor Doctor I think I'm a
moth.
So why did you come around then?
Well, I saw this light at the
window...!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there
is two
of me
One at a time please
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor Can I have second
opinion?
Of course, come back tomorrow!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes