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Facing a mirror you see merely your own countenance; facing your child you finally understand how everyone else has seen you.
Author: Daniel Raeburn

Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passion, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
Author: John Adams

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.
Author: Truman Capote

Faith is a cop-out. If the only way you can accept an assertion is by faith, then you are conceding that it cant be taken on its own merits.
Author: Dan Barker

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.
Author: J. R. R. Tolkien

What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ? A fair cop !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Barber ! Barber who ? Barberd wire !
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A woman was cutting her husband's thinning hair, when their teenage son arrived home looking for a snack. She ofered a kiwifruit and tried to tempt him with its nutritious qualities. "It has more vitamin C than an orange," she remarked. "And more hair than Dad," added their son.
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Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ? He wanted Mark Antony !
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When did Caesar reign ? I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did, didn't they hail him ?
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