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Destiny is no matter of chance. It is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved.
Author: William Jennings Bryan

Deus ex machina [A god from the machine]
Author: Menander

Did you know that every two hours the nations of this world spend as much on armaments as they spend on the children of this world every year?
Author: Peter Ustinov

Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labour the body.
Author: Seneca

Dignity consists not in possessing honors, but in the consciousness that we deserve them.
Author: Aristotle

What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments? Labs!
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What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet? A Lassie who plays brassie!
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What dog wears contact lenses ? A cock-eyed spaniel !
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What dogs never get lost? Newfound-lands!
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Which dog eats with its tail? All dogs keep their tails on when eating.
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