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That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life, but in a new way.
Author: Doris Lessing

That man that hath a tongue, I say, is no man, If with his tongue he cannot win a woman.
Author: William Shakespeare

Nobody is ever met at the airport when beginning a new adventure. It's just not done.
Author: Elizabeth Warnock Fernea

Show me a good and gracious loser and I'll show you a failure.
Author: Knute Rockne

Marvelous Truth, confront us at every turn, in every guise.
Author: Denise Levertov

Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"
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Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.
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What's the fastest cake in the world? Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.
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What musical instrument goes with cheese? Picklelo.
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I went to see my doctor to see if he could help me give up smoking. What did he say? He suggested that every time I felt like a smoke I should reach for a bar of chocolate. Did that do any good? No - I can't get the chocolate to light.
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