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We shall support whatever the enemy opposes and oppose whatever the enemy supports.
Author: Mao Tse-Tung

We should every night call ourselves to an account; What infirmity have I mastered today? What passions opposed? What temptation resisted? What virtue acquired? Our vices will abort of themselves if they be brought every day to the shrift.
Author: Seneca

We simply rob ourselves when we make presents to the dead.
Author: Publilius Syrus

We started off trying to set up a small anarchist community, but people wouldn't obey the rules.
Author: Alan Bennett

Nature is just enough; but men and women must comprehend and accept her suggestions.
Author: Antoinette Brown Blackwell

Q. What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation? A. I mist you.
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What do you call two witches who share a room? Broom-mates.
This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes

Why was the student witch so bad at essays? Because she couldn't spell properly.
This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital? With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.
This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes

What goes cackle, cackle, boom? A witch in a minefield.
This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes