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Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.
Author: Albert Camus

Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality.
Author: Clifton Fadiman

Cherish your own emotions and never undervalue them.
Author: Robert Henri

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression.
Author: Haim Ginott

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it.
Author: Harold S. Hulbert

Q: Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle? A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'
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Q: Did you hear about the conceited blonde? A: She screams her own name when she comes.
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Q: What do you call a blonde with a bag of sugar on her head? A: Sweet fuck all.
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Q: How does a horny guy spell relief? A: B-L-O-N-D-E.
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Q: Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room? A: They have to pull their own pants down.
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