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We should be eternally vigilant against attempts to check the expression of opinions that we loathe.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

We should live our lives as though Christ were coming this afternoon.
Author: Jimmy Carter

We sleep, but the loom of life never stops, and the pattern which was weaving when the sun went down is weaving when it comes up in the morning.
Author: Henry Ward Beecher

I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.
Author: Rita Rudner

I was thought to be 'stuck up.' I wasn't. I was just sure of myself. This is and always has been an unforgivable quality to the unsure.
Author: Bette Davis

What happened to the naughty little witch at school? She was ex-spelled.
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What happens if you see twin witches? You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.
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What do you call a witch who climbs up walls? Ivy.
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What do you call a witch that stays out all night? A fresh air freak.
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How does a witch make scrambled eggs ? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'
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