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Count not him among your friends who will retail your privacies to the world.
Author: Publilius Syrus

Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.
Author: George S. Patton

Courage is saying, "Maybe what I'm doing isn't working; maybe I should try something else."
Author: Anna Lappe

Courage is very important. Like a muscle, it is strengthened by use.
Author: Ruth Gordon

Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once. Of all the wonders that I yet have heard, It seems to me most strange that men should fear; Seeing that death, a necessary end, Will come when it will come.
Author: William Shakespeare

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep. The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants the sheep heart into the man. A few days after the operation, the man comes in for a checkup. The doctor asks him "How are you feeling?" The man replies "Not BAAAAD!"
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

"Why are you so excited?", the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc, this is my first operation." "Really? It's mine too, and I am not excited at all."
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

Nurse: Would you like an appointment for next week? Patient: No, I'm sick now.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

1) Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator? Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes