Best quotes to send by SMS

The important work of moving the world forward does not wait to be done by perfect men.
Author: George Eliot
If thou desire to purchase honor with thy wealth, consider first how that wealth became thine; if thy labor got it, let thy wisdom keep it; if oppression found it, let repentance restore it; if thy parent left it, let thy virtues deserve it; so shall thy
Author: Francis Quarles
The intelligent man is one who has successfully fulfilled many accomplishments, and is yet willing to learn more.
Author: Ed Parker
The joy of a spirit is the measure of its power.
Author: Ninon de Lenclos
The key part of your brand is a quality product. Creating exceptional content is the number one thing.
Author: Rufus Griscom
The best jokes to send by SMS

Who is a bee's favourite painter ?
Pablo
Beecasso !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
Who is the bees favourite pop group ?
The
bee gees !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What do you get if you cross a bee with a door
bell?
A hum dinger !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
Where do bees go on holiday ?
Stingapore
!
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a
flea ?
Bugs Bunny !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes