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Man is never honestly the fatalist, nor even the stoic. He fights his fate, often desperately. He is forever entering bold exceptions to the rulings of the bench of gods. This fighting, no doubt, makes for human progress, for it favors the strong and the
Author: H. L. Mencken

Man is the artificer of his own happiness.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps, for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are and what they ought to be.
Author: William Hazlitt

Management by objectives works if you first think through your objectives. Ninety percent of the time you haven't.
Author: Peter Drucker

Mankind have a great aversion to intellectual labor; but even supposing knowledge to be easily attainable, more people would be content to be ignorant than would take even a little trouble to acquire it.
Author: Samuel Johnson

A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel. The brunette came in first, the redhead came in second and the blonde never finished. When the blonde got in the lifeboat she said, ''I don't want to be a tattletale or anything, but the other two used their arms.''
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Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff? A: She thought her maxi pad had wings
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: What did the blonde say about blonde jokes? A: She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: How many blonde jokes are there? A: One - the rest are all true.
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Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle? A: Trying to put batteries in it.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes