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Beware the flatterer: he feeds you with an empty spoon.
Author: Cosino DeGregrio

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Birds sing after a storm; why shouldn't people feel as free to delight in whatever sunlight remains to them?
Author: Rose Kennedy

Blessed are they who heal you of self-despisings. Of all services which can be done to man, I know of none more precious.
Author: William Hale White

Blessed is the man that endureth temptation: for when he is tried, he shall receive the crown of life.
Author: Bible

When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ? Rust in peace !
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes

Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!" "Calm down, my child," said the minister, "it's not half as bad as you think it is. Every marriage has to have its first fight!" "I know, I know!" said Joanna, "but what am I going to do with the BODY?"
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes

Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead ?, I didn't even know he was sick !
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes

Question: What did the dead raccoon say in his will? Answer: "Leave it to Beaver."
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes

"I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you hundred dollars for pulling your boy's tooth." "Hundred dollars! Why, I understood you to say that you charged only twenty dollars for such work!" "Yes," replied the dentist, "but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared out four other patients out of the office."
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes